airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

charliebradburyismyunicorn:

I don’t care if he eats people he’s adorable

charliebradburyismyunicorn:

I don’t care if he eats people he’s adorable

misha-jensen-collins:

calling over 30 year old men baby (✿◠‿◠)

calling over 30 year old men who eats human baby (✿◕‿◕)

I got bored so I gave myself a manicure

I got bored so I gave myself a manicure

tagged: #Me
cardiganism:

#this is either gay or cannibalistic and most realistically it’s both

cardiganism:

#this is either gay or cannibalistic and most realistically it’s both

karenwalkersliver:

The only known photo of tumblr user pizza

karenwalkersliver:

The only known photo of tumblr user pizza

petewentzturnedmikeywayscene:

if you are actually shitty enough to make fun of someone’s social anxiety, or any mental illness in general, or tell them they’re lying and that they are perfectly fine while they sit there shaking and trying not to cry because they don’t know how to handle a situation, I most likely hate you and you should just get the fuck out.

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

tardis221b:

tardis221b:

do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural

image

most likely been done before but fuck it

tomhiddlesbitch:

things that need a movie:

  • hawkeye
  • black widow
  • new hulk

Things that are getting a movie

  • angry birds

blackromney:

freedie-mercury:

blackromney:

‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters???

that’s right„ ‘pee’

what does this mean

we just don’t know

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

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